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By admin | November 6, 2004
Toronto Star
Nov. 6, 2004.
No sooner had John Kerry conceded the U.S. presidential clection than a colleague mentioned http://www.marryanamerican.ca, a website which urges kindly Canadians to rescue progressive Americans from four more years of George W. Bush.
It points out “Canada is a liberal utopia and we have universal health care (in two languages!), gay marriage, free marijuana for everyone, and we don’t like guns.” We are encouraged “to liberate, through the legal and binding act of marriage, a willing citizen of the United States of America, of a gender of my choosing. … In addition, I promise to help my new Yankee spouse to adapt to life in the great white north, keeping them safe from (gratuitous) invasion of privacy, and to provide him/her with a reasonable supply of Timbits.”
The response has been heartwarming and the explanations of Timbits quite edifying.
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